Wipe him.

 
So I just saw Avengers with my girlfriend, and the first scene with Bruce banner and Black widow she didn't realize that when he talked about "the other guy" that he meant the Hulk. She thought he was talking about his penis. So when she pointed the gun at him and he said something like "Put that down or the other guy will get excited", and "The other guy might make a mess", she had something completely different in mind then what they intended. I just thought you'd find that amusing.
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gingerhaze:

This is the best thing that has ever been in my inbox.

 
demarches:




“This is nothing we were ever trained for.”


#this is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for #two simple human beings without shields or superpowers or scientific infections #who are not geniuses who cannot build themselves weapons to wear #their bodies are the weapons. their skills are the weapons. #they were not trained for this but they fight it anyway #they made a pledge to fight it but for different reasons #he’s a soldier. he sounds like himself when he wants to fight. #she’s a spy and not a soldier. she fights because she owes him her life. #and more than that too #dracov’s daughter #sao paulo #the hospital fire #she got compromised. she got red in her ledger and it’s the same shade as her blood. #when spies are compromised it means their covers are blown #loki shakes her because he blows her cover—just for a moment but he does blow it open #barton told him everything #clint is her weak spot. he’s the way in to see all the things she fears. #which is i don’t actually know if loki was prioritizing bruce most of all or just trying to make her afraid #because the only thing that makes natasha afraid in this entire film is the hulk #and clint would know that #loki wants to tear the avengers apart from the inside and he doesn’t care how he does it #so if he can do it through playing on natasha’s greatest fears that’s what he’ll do #and she doesn’t question it and asks bruce to remove himself immediately #and that is the story of how deep this relationship goes #she got caught she had her cover blown she got manipulated even as she manipulated because loki played on the thing she feared most #learned from the person who knew her best

demarches:

“This is nothing we were ever trained for.”

#this is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for #two simple human beings without shields or superpowers or scientific infections #who are not geniuses who cannot build themselves weapons to wear #their bodies are the weapons. their skills are the weapons. #they were not trained for this but they fight it anyway #they made a pledge to fight it but for different reasons #he’s a soldier. he sounds like himself when he wants to fight. #she’s a spy and not a soldier. she fights because she owes him her life. #and more than that too #dracov’s daughter #sao paulo #the hospital fire #she got compromised. she got red in her ledger and it’s the same shade as her blood. #when spies are compromised it means their covers are blown #loki shakes her because he blows her cover—just for a moment but he does blow it open #barton told him everything #clint is her weak spot. he’s the way in to see all the things she fears. #which is i don’t actually know if loki was prioritizing bruce most of all or just trying to make her afraid #because the only thing that makes natasha afraid in this entire film is the hulk #and clint would know that #loki wants to tear the avengers apart from the inside and he doesn’t care how he does it #so if he can do it through playing on natasha’s greatest fears that’s what he’ll do #and she doesn’t question it and asks bruce to remove himself immediately #and that is the story of how deep this relationship goes #she got caught she had her cover blown she got manipulated even as she manipulated because loki played on the thing she feared most #learned from the person who knew her best

 

celebrating the carter century  :: new old stills featuring peggy carter
celebrating the carter century  :: new old stills featuring peggy carter
 
gingerhaze:

Still art slumpin’ so I guess that means it’s time for AVENGERS IN A LINE geez how many times have I drawn the Avengers in a line in this exact order. jhatesyourcrocs suggested that I draw the Avengers wearing sweaters and sweaters is my OTHER default mode besides Avengers, so yes obviously
Anyway I think Bruce knitted sweaters for everyone because knitting is a calming pastime, and then Thor was like LOKI IS MY BROTHER AND HE DESERVES A SWEATER TOO and so Bruce made one for Loki with Thor’s design input.

gingerhaze:

Still art slumpin’ so I guess that means it’s time for AVENGERS IN A LINE geez how many times have I drawn the Avengers in a line in this exact order. jhatesyourcrocs suggested that I draw the Avengers wearing sweaters and sweaters is my OTHER default mode besides Avengers, so yes obviously

Anyway I think Bruce knitted sweaters for everyone because knitting is a calming pastime, and then Thor was like LOKI IS MY BROTHER AND HE DESERVES A SWEATER TOO and so Bruce made one for Loki with Thor’s design input.

 
 
People will often cry gross over-intellectualisation when popular culture is critically addressed, as if it is somehow exempt from serious consideration because it is itself ‘non-serious’, just a bit of fun that doesn’t require or deserve dissection. I disagree; every expression of art is a product of its environment and as such will reflect the concerns, preoccupations and neuroses of the time. Mainstream entertainment particularly, by its very nature, has to reflect the dominant modes of thinking in order to qualify as mainstream, and in that respect, mass entertainment is even more fun to pick apart.
- Simon Pegg, ‘Nerd do well’ (via homoerotics)
 
 
hiddley:


#and then she tricked him into revealing his plans #ur fave could never

 #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #except no other faves COULD ever because nearly every other named character in this film is male #and natasha operates within gender paradigms #she exploits them and inverts them and uses them to burn the best laid plans #i do think she’s actually afraid here when he says he’ll have clint kill her slowly and intimately #just because she knows clint could and my kingdom for the two of them when she has a nightmare about the hulk #but otherwise she knows exactly what she’s doing. every facial expression and body motion is purposeful #these strong powerful men with ego problems think her vulnerable because she’s armed with nothing but her body #and that body is small and breakable and doesn’t have any armor at all #but that body is far more powerful than any of those men realize and she can kill with it if she has to#and she’s got no problem with that but her main goal is extraction and you can’t extract information from the dead #so she takes those assumptions about her and turns that strength against the men who think little of her #she allows them to think they’ve gotten power over her and in so doing she crawls into their plans and burns them down from the inside #your favorites could actually never because every other avenger in this film is a man #and a man could never do this
 

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